Chris Butler, The Devil Glitch
Because I like you, this is the short version, only five minutes long, not the full version, which goes for almost 70 minutes. And yes, I did listen to the long version tonight. Listen to this and you too will be making up verses in your head for the next couple of days, any of which could plausibly be in the song. If I recall correctly, Chris Butler had a contest when this came out that asked people to send in prospective verses, so there's probably a version of this song that runs for days. But hey, the guy wrote Christmas Wrapping; he can whatever the fuck he wants for the rest of his life, and he chose this. Respect.
Link to Chris Butler, The Devil Glitch
Posted on Friday, April 24, 2026